F.A.Q.1. Are you single?
I'm afraid not. I am married to my Paper. To my Pencil. To my Pen. I share my bond will all three and surprisingly they are happy with that arrangement.
2. What is your favourite colour?
Red. No, Purple. No, Red! I don't know.
3. Are there any real questions in your F.A.Q.?
Well no actually. There will be one day but as of yet no one has asked me anything so I can't actually put any real questions up here. If you do need to ask anything however please just email me right here. Thank you.